Lindsay Lohan Has More Jobs She’d Like to Do Poorly

May 2nd, 2007 // 1 Comment

Apparently, it’s not enough for Lindsay Lohan that she sleeps through and has “exhaustion” during her scant acting gigs. She’d like to be able to half-assedly perform the job of stylist and pop star as well.

On charging people money for her to dress them up like slutty Olsen twin clones with ratty weave:
“I think I should be a stylist. I’m taking things off the mannequins because I’m like taking everything from the store. … I mean, I saved another room at the Chateau Marmont for a year that was just a closet! That’s not normal!”

On moving her dance performances from the bar countertop to the stage:
“I want to do a tour like Madonna. I want to do what Britney was doing. I want to work with Pharrell and Justin Timberlake and Timbaland.”

By “what Britney was doing” I really wish she meant returning to rehab. If friends reading her interview with Nylon in its entirety aren’t moved to stage an intervention after this verbal diarrhea, then quite frankly, they must not be real friends.

This Lindsay Lohan post brought to you, courtesy of Nylon. Nylon, the only reason we’ve had any Lohan news for the past week.


By Lisa Timmons

  1. betty

    About lindsay,i think she need to grow up more cause if she did she’ll realize that singing it’s not for her oops did i say that.

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