Lindsay Lohan Has Issues With Scarlett Johannson

We love the fact that Kate Moss and Lindsay Lohan are still hanging out. I’m sure they spent their time whiling the hours away sharing coke stories. Toward the end of the evening, when Lindsay had to be blotto, things got nasty.

We hear that last night at about 11:30, none other than Lindsay Lohan and Kate Moss sauntered into the Dark Room during the Tarts of Pleasure DJ set. Apparently the BFFs were looking for a venue where they wouldn’t be noticed, so Last Year’s Favorite Blow Bar seemed an appropriate choice for two “recovered” drug users.

Here’s where it gets more interesting: While in the bathroom, Lohan allegedly asked if anyone had a Sharpie. A fellow patron actually happened to have one and handed it over to Lohan, who then used it to scrawl “Scarlett is a cunt” on the wall. Well done, Cap’n Discreet.

What other Scarlett, other than Scarlett Johansson, could she be Sharpieing about? Did Kate Moss put her up to it? Offer her a line, for Lindsay to do Kate’s dirty work? We will never truly know what really happened in the bathroom at the Dark Room, but I’m sure Linsday will deny the Sharpie incident ever took place.

Kate Moss and Lindsay Lohan’s Dark Room Adventure [Gawker]

UPDATE: Apparently ending their evening at Dark Room wasn’t in the cards for Lindsay Lohan and Kate Moss. They decided on heading over to Scores for some pole dancing, vodka shots, and mulitple trips to the bathroom.

But the fun really started when Moss jumped on the stage nearest the main bar and began grinding against a pole, much to the delight of hundreds of red-blooded banker types.

“Kate was going wild,” a witness told us. “After a few songs, Lindsay jumped on stage with her. They were swinging on the pole with their arms around each other’s waists, kissing each other, caressing each other, just acting like strippers…”

Who knew that partying with a 19-year-old could be so much fun?

Kate, Lindsay Bump & Grind [Page Six]