Lindsay Lohan Gets Sued

(WENN)

I have a feeling this is just going to be the beginning of a series of lawsuits for Lindsay. Not because I’m any kind of legal expert, but just because she’s been doing crazy shit lately. And people love suing over crazy shit. A woman in Los Angeles is claiming that Lindsay Lohan and her bodyguard hit her car and now she’s suing the actress in small claims court.

As TMZ first reported, Signe Dupuy claims that in April 2006 LiLo and her main man, Jaz, cut her off in their SUV while she was driving on Fairfax Ave. in L.A. Dupuy says when she got out of the car, Lindsay stopped and glared at her, while Jaz was “hostile” and “tried to intimidate” her. She says they gave her a fake name and number (the nerve!) and drove away.

Dupuy continued to try to get a hold of Lindsay by sending a letter to the toubled star’s representative, in the hopes that it would be forwarded to Linsday’s legal team. Can you imagine being a member of Lindsay’s legal team at the moment? I suspect they’ll probably start to feel like a losing dodgeball team coming up here pretty soon. Especially with Lindsay coming up with great excuses for her behavior like, “Um, the pants with coke in that I was wearing at the time of the arrest wasn’t mine.” Or maybe she’ll start using some plot lines from her movies, suddenly pointing fingers at a mysterious twin.