Lindsay Lohan Gets Her Claws Done

Rehab is a fantastical place where there’s bathroom stalls to have sex in, and drugs to smuggle in, and books to pretend to read so the paps think you’re learning something, and a beauty regimen to follow. Here’s Lindsay Lohan and the poor woman who has to work on her feet. You know she’s finding crack dust in between those toes. I can’t wait to finally hit bottom so I can experience this damn vacation she’s on.

More of Lindsay Lohan out in the wild after the jump.