Lindsay Lohan Gets Cheesy With Her CD Title

June 26th, 2008 // 13 Comments

New woman Lindsay Lohan has revealed that the name of her upcoming third CD is Spirit in the Dark. The first single is called “Playground”. It was produced by Pharrell Williams and it will drop in September. Lohan’s new disc was totally created I mean produced by Williams, Akon, StarGate and Bloodshy & Avant.

The disc itself is coming out on November 4.

I’m not in love with that title. Let’s have some suggestions for alternate choices. Here’s mine:

1) You Best Have Short Fingernails If You’re Comin’ At Me!

2) Leggins’!

3) Firecrotch Out Of Hell II

4) Freckled Uvula

5) Sammy N’ Lindsay: A Love That Dare Not Be Up In Our Faces 24-7. Damn, Take A Break You Two, Shit, Other Lesbians Spend Some Time At Home On The Couch You Know…

Let’s hear yours!

Click any of the photos to view the entire gallery of 10 photos of Lindsay Lohan on the set of Labor Pains.


New woman Lindsay Lohan has revealed that the name of her upcoming third CD is Spirit in the Dark.
The first single is called “Playground”. It was produced by Pharrell
Williams and it will drop in September. Lohan’s new disc was totally
created I mean produced by Williams, Akon, StarGate and Bloodshy &
Avant.The disc itself is coming out on November 4. I’m not in love with that title. Let’s have some suggestions for alternate choices. Here’s mine:1) You Best Have Short Fingernails If You’re Comin’ At Me!2) Leggins’!3) Firecrotch Out Of Hell II4) Freckled Uvula5)
Sammy N’ Lindsay: A Love That Dare Not Be Up In Our Faces 24-7. Damn,
Take A Break You Two, Shit, Other Lesbians Spend Some Time At Home On
The Couch You Know…
Let’s hear yours!Click any of the photos to view the entire gallery of 10 photos of Lindsay Lohan on the set of Labor Pains.

By J. Harvey
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  1. ktc

    Spirit in the Dark is an awesome old Aretha Franklin/Ray Charles song.

  2. Beej the Pink Sheep

    “A Ginger Can’t Change Its Spots.”

    http://www.PinkSheepOfTheFamily.com

  3. peachpie

    Kickin’ It – LiloSchool

    84 Minutes
    (her jail stay length – ha!)

    Drinkin, Druggin & Drivin

    BJ, NE1 or BJ4NE1
    (can be a statement or a question dependent on punctuation)

    Lilo and Stitch

  4. Kayla

    Ugly, freckled, white legs, no talent loser!!! MAKE HE GO AWAY!!!

  5. zippy

    finger my freckled fire hole

  6. b.SL

    I can completely get behind “Lilo & Stitch”. HA!
    Or “Lilo Itches”… (Jk, I like L.Lo now.)

  7. elle

    alls i know is bitch is gonna need botox in her forehead b/c she is always knitting her brows so hard!

  8. Nathiest

    Everyone. The buzz on her new CD is really fucking good.

  9. Michele

    This SKANK is an AWFUL actress and an AWFUL singer… why would these would those dumb asses even WANT to be associated with this fucking whore? God do they not HEAR how awful she sounds… she must suck some seriously good dick then… I have lost respect for anyone that praises this talentless cunt… I mean have you seen her in movies… she can NOT act … she makes me turn off movies! And shit… her music REEKS!!!!!!!!!! Somebody throw this bitch in the middle of shark infested waters all bloody with bricks on her ankles! GO AWAY YOU WHORE!

  10. Mel-Tang

    Here are my four:

    “Those ain’t my pants”
    “The Shit in the Pants ain’t mine, either”
    “Drinkin’, Druggin’, Dykin’, and Drivin’”
    “Daddy’s don’t let your babies grow up to be whores that turn gayelle”

  11. Winners Use Drugs

    HEY PINK SHEEP

    GIVE IT UP

    YOUR SITE SUCKS

    God I’m so sick of seeing you pimping yourself out everywhere online when your gossip “blog” simply sucks. Not funny, not insightful, barely relevant, and mostly ripped off. I had to erase one of your minions on Digg because it was just getting that annoying. Either try harder or STOP TRYING and just stop.

  12. Greg

    I use these with great affection for Lindsay. New CD titles….

    I gave Herbie Herpes.
    I know who Killed me… My Fans
    Because my mom said so!
    I kissed a girl… (Oh,… you know that already.)
    Tan is not orange?
    Killing time waiting for my next role… (Hi Sammy)
    What doesn’t kill you… ain’t my CD.
    Try me… everyone else has.

  13. adri

    “get your 15 year old ass away from my girlfriend”

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