Lindsay Lohan Drug-Free, Her Shoes Not So Much
I haven’t seen pictures this funny in quite a while.
Paparazzi caught Lindsay Lohan leaving a friend’s house last night with white powder flying wildly out of her shoes. As if that wasn’t funny enough, the looks on Lindsay’s face go from shock to mortification to something I can only describe as ‘Telemundo.’ I think you catch my drift. Hilarante! Escandaloso!
Ok, to be fair, girlfriend could have really bad athlete’s foot and used way too much Tenactin (it’s tough actin’!). I mean, we can’t just assume that she was hiding a giant baggie of cocaine that exploded just because she admitted to using cocaine at one time and was arrested with a bag of cocaine in her pants pocket. Yeah, just kidding, bitch is totally holding.
And I’m not one to kick a junkie while she’s down, but damn, her dress is ugly. She should use some of that drug/ weave money to hire a stylist.
And did I mention that Lindsay’s documentary on child trafficking in India will air in the UK this week? Oh, sweet, sweet irony.
Do yourself a favor and check out this fun story told in picture.