Lindsay Lohan Drug-Free, Her Shoes Not So Much

March 28th, 2010 // 12 Comments

I haven’t seen pictures this funny in quite a while.  

Paparazzi caught Lindsay Lohan leaving a friend’s house last night with white powder flying wildly out of her shoes.  As if that wasn’t funny enough, the looks on Lindsay’s face go from shock to mortification to something I can only describe as ‘Telemundo.’  I think you catch my drift.  Hilarante!  Escandaloso!

Ok, to be fair, girlfriend could have really bad athlete’s foot and used way too much Tenactin (it’s tough actin’!).  I mean, we can’t just assume that she was hiding a giant baggie of cocaine that exploded just because she admitted to using cocaine at one time and was arrested with a bag of cocaine in her pants pocket.  Yeah, just kidding, bitch is totally holding.

And I’m not one to kick a junkie while she’s down, but damn, her dress is ugly.  She should use some of that drug/ weave money to hire a stylist.

And did I mention that Lindsay’s documentary on child trafficking in India will air in the UK this week?  Oh, sweet, sweet irony.

Do yourself a favor and check out this fun story told in picture.

By Nicole Steadman
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  1. Lilac

    Too bad Lindsay still does not have her act together.

  2. Madisyn

    Is anyone really surprised?

  3. tom

    i’m always defending lindsay, but i got nothing here. just… WTF

  4. Crystal

    What is this, I don’t even… Get it together Africa.

  5. Sarah Burd

    what a dumb-dumb. I bet the producers of her child-trafficking documentary are, as we speak, changing the documentary’s name to “Drug-trafficking and Users: a Lindsay Lohan Documentary”, and are replacing the footage with TMZ’s videos of LL high, drunk and sober – oh wait scratch that, she never was sober!

  6. Confused

    I’m sorry, I’m really confused: she tried to hide coke in her shoe? Really? Why? She’s got that big bag, why not put it in there or was she expecting a bag search? I don’t get it. lol

  7. edie

    OH PLEASE THATS PLAIN OLD POWDER WHO IN THE HELL WOULD HAVE SRUGS IN THEIR SHOES LIKE THAT THAT HAPPENED TO ME ONCE AND THATS HOW IT LOOKED WHENI WALKED GIVE HER A BREAK YOU PEOPLE KNOW THATS NOT COKE BE REAL!!!!

  8. edie

    OH PLEASE THATS PLAIN OLD POWDER WHO IN THE HELL WOULD HAVE SRUGS IN THEIR SHOES LIKE THAT THAT HAPPENED TO ME ONCE AND THATS HOW IT LOOKED WHENI WALKED GIVE HER A BREAK YOU PEOPLE KNOW THATS NOT COKE BE REAL!!!!

  9. rheyz..

    i really can’t believe if it is a coke or drugs…she’s not going to do that!!!

  10. rheyz..

    i really can’t believe if it is a coke or drugs…she’s not going to do that!!!

  11. Storm34

    Maybe when she fell the other night, her foot slipped outta her shoe and maybe the powder will help to keep the shoes on her feet?

  12. Lindsay'sfeetstinks

    @storm34 when she fell the othe night whe was wearing boots…so he feet did not “SLIP” out of her boots. LOL….In the last pic her face is like “Oh great, there goes $2000 in coke that I already couldn’t afford…and now the world will come to know that I truly am a coke head.” Ever since she turned lesbian she lost her once cute sense of style…or is that because she can’t afford a stylist and designer fashion now? LOL – She is such a SAD disgrace.

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