Lindsay Lohan Doesn’t Know Her Drink Has Alcohol In It

June 19th, 2010 // Leave a Comment

Apparently, Lindsay Lohan doesn’t properly read food labels. Or she does know that her tea has alcohol in it and pretends she isn’t aware. Either way, sources say it could set off her infamous SCRAM bracelet we’ve all come to know and love so well.

The tea contains a skimpy 0.5% alcohol  but Whole Foods recently recalled the teas from their shelves, worried that the label isn’t entirely accurate.

Photographed here leaving Hollywood’s newest
hot spot, The Colony, at 2am after a night out with friends on June 18th, Lindsay can’t seem to get away from the night life or her partying ways. Even though friends like Wilmer Valderama are supporting her, the stakes are pretty high. Experts haven’t been too positive about Lindsay’s future.

“Although we are not familiar with the technology or sensitivity of
SCRAM bracelets, we think it would be highly unlikely that our products
would trigger an alarm,” said Kombucha Representative, GT Dave.

Poor Lindsay. Its tough remembering all the rules. Its not like there is a bracelet ON YOUR FREAKING ANKLE reminding you every moment of the day of your imminent future that you somehow ignore. We’re routing for you, but we can’t do all the work. 

By Chelsi Archibald
asl

Leave A Comment