Lindsay Lohan Doesn’t Think Before She Speaks

March 25th, 2005 // 18 Comments

Lindsay just needs to keep her mouth shut.

She said: “With movies now, it’s very easy for a girl to dumb herself down or look ugly or be naked or be a lesbian or gain weight.

“Those are the ones that win Oscars,” she added, warming to her theme.

Theron picked up an Oscar after gaining weight and enduring lengthy, gruelling daily make-up sessions for her role in Monster.

And Kidman’s portrayal of Virginia Woolf in The Hours, saw her don a prosthetic nose and dowdy clothing for the part. She won a best actress award too.

Still, at least one of Tinseltown’s leading ladies can breathe a sigh of relief.

“The only one who didn’t have to do that was Julia Roberts,” added Lins. “And she never took her clothes off.”

Yes Lindsay that’s exactly why Charlize Theron and Nicole Kidman won their Oscars. I’m sure that if you had let the producers of your new

Herbie

opus, deflate your boobs and disfigured your face, you’d be looking at taking home an Oscar this year. Twat.

Lindsay Lohan Slams ‘Ugly’ Oscar Wins [Ananova]

By Miu von Furstenberg
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  1. ERIN

    IT FIGURES SOMEONE LIKE HER WOULD SAY THAT. SHE THINKS ITS THAT EASY TO WIN AN OSCAR AND THATS WHY SHE IS NEVER GOING TO WIN AN OSCAR, BYSIDE SHE WEARS SO MUCH MAKE UP SHE LOOKS LIKE RONALD MCDONALD’S LOVE CHILD. SHE’S A HOE

  2. She’s gotta be thinking “Hilary Swank” while making that comment too… I just can’t believe she said that. Does she think she’s worthy? Maybe because she is such a royal mega bitch and plays the “nice girl” in Mean Girls and its so far from her real personality she thinks she’s Oscar-worthy… I don’t know. She’s really stupid.

  3. ali

    And she always manages to have a “stylish” mullet. What’s up with that hair????

  4. Can’t some Terri Schiavo this worthless little bitch before she mates with another vapid B-lister and makes little brain-damaged sprogs.

    And that goes doubly for the Simpleton sisters.

  5. HollabackBoy

    It’s hilarious to read what others masquerade as moments of clarity. I also love how she seems to pass this comment off as if she’s the first one to expose the prosthetic/lesbian/nudity Oscar winning formula theory. Well done agent Lohan.
    PS. When your hair is two completely different colors…nobody wins.

  6. snuffy

    have another drink buttface.

  7. Steve

    I suspect someone’s getting fed up with not being taken as a serious actress. A pretty face and no talent won’t make you an A-List oscar winner Lynds. It will however make you A-list and win you award after award in the Porn industry. She could be the next big thing if she does “Lyndsay: Fully Choaded” right after “Herbie: Fully Loaded” Tanks.

    Sorry if I’ve offended any of you ladies out there but I just love to laugh at Lohan.

  8. lizza

    the funny thing she didnt critize julia roberts for her undesrving oscar win over ellen burstyn and laura lynny. just because ms lohan’s idol is julia roberts..haha what a hypocrite!

  9. mike

    you idiots are all losers!get some lives freak bitches!

  10. K.C

    That’s just another stupid thing to add to Lohans record of America’s funniest moments. Why doesn’t she get her Dad a shrink before insulting other people.

  11. mso

    lindsay’s talents as a thespian aside, she is right, the oscars are a JOKE. They only nominate the most trite, mediocre films or shitty biopics (I’m talking to you, Ray), with a couple of indies thrown in to appear more credible… Case in point: million dollar baby. It’s okay, but it’s not the masterpiece everyone makes it out to be… what happened to American movies the way they were in the 70′s? I can’t remember a single American film – independent or studio – in the past few years, that wasn’t completely and utterly CONTRIVED.

  12. Jeff

    OMG!!!! I totally love lindsay lohann, she is s talented the titties are real, she doesnt do coke, she is a totally normal 18 yr old. i would be her friend if i met her. Oh and btw i’m not crazy im a 22 yr old gay male, i totally support her to the fullest and any other slutty actresses/popstars!!!
    “I’m tired of rumors rumors, followed followed followed, why cant they they they they they just let me live?” HAHA what a joke

  13. charlotte

    I thought she was referring to Halle Berry on the “naked” part…

  14. divagirl

    I thought she was referring to “Halle” too and I hope she is not trying to put herself in the same category as A-List actresses like Charlie, Halle and Kidman. Because even if they did not do what they did for those roles, all of these women are extremely talented and would have be awarded an Oscar eventually. Many were deserving of an oscar before they were casted in the movies that got them that award. So what is her doggone point!

    She seems really self-centered and jealous of others who receive better roles or Oscar status in Hollywood. She wants instant A-List status without doing the work it takes, or paying her dues. She spoke very enviously about Scarlett Johansen and Natalie Portman, but in a nasty sort of way. Lindsay is surely triping, somebody needs to bring that “teen queen” back down to reality! Her mean spirited comments are not going to get her the roles she wants.

  15. Tori

    I hate the bitch.

  16. tatenda

    she is so jeolous. the whole point of winning an oscar is because u can potray someone do u think u win oscars from disney movies fuck lindsay

  17. gaby

    I THINK ALL OF YALL ARE JEALOUS OF HER I THINK THAT YALL JUST MAKE UP RUMORS ABOUT SHE DOING COKE BECAUSE SHE IS SKINNY.. I PERSONALY THINK SHE LOOKS GREAT AND STUNNING SHE IS PRETTY AND PLUS WHY IS EVERYONE MAKING A BIG DEAL ABOUT HER I MEAN JUST DEAL WITH YOUR OWN LIFE LINSDSAY DOESNT HAVE TIME TO FUCK YALL UP SO.. SO JUST FUCK YALL UP… JUST BECAUSE SHE SAIDS SOMETHING AND YOU DONT LIKE IT DOESNT MAKE YOU ANY BETTER SO SHUT UP AND FUCK YALL UP!!!
    OH AND BY THE WAY LINSDAY LIKES TO HAVE FUN AT CLUBS I MEAN ONLY LOSERS DONT LIKE NIGHTCLUBS AND WHO DONT LIKE TO HAVE FUN!MUA

  18. Mary

    hey hey hey,

    we have to give her some credit… only a little. i mean, she did make it as far as she has. hey, mingleing with bruce willis at after parties?? come on. the girl has it made. and she must have worked hard to get to where she is. but with that said, she shouldn’t have said that about Hollywood’s A-list celeb’s. you’re supposed to respect them and look up to them for their achievements and want to be just like, and to some extent, better than them. sure, everyone’s envious (privately). she has the right to think that way, but in this case maybe she should’ve just kept her opinions to herself.
    peace out.

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