Lindsay Lohan Doesn’t Think Before She Speaks

Lindsay just needs to keep her mouth shut.

She said: “With movies now, it’s very easy for a girl to dumb herself down or look ugly or be naked or be a lesbian or gain weight.

“Those are the ones that win Oscars,” she added, warming to her theme.

Theron picked up an Oscar after gaining weight and enduring lengthy, gruelling daily make-up sessions for her role in Monster.

And Kidman’s portrayal of Virginia Woolf in The Hours, saw her don a prosthetic nose and dowdy clothing for the part. She won a best actress award too.

Still, at least one of Tinseltown’s leading ladies can breathe a sigh of relief.

“The only one who didn’t have to do that was Julia Roberts,” added Lins. “And she never took her clothes off.”

Yes Lindsay that’s exactly why Charlize Theron and Nicole Kidman won their Oscars. I’m sure that if you had let the producers of your new

Herbie

opus, deflate your boobs and disfigured your face, you’d be looking at taking home an Oscar this year. Twat.

Lindsay Lohan Slams ‘Ugly’ Oscar Wins [Ananova]