Lindsay Lohan Clips A Kid In A Hit And Run

RadarOnline is reporting that Lindsay Lohan was involved in a hit and run on September 1st in which she actually clipped a baby in a stroller. Awesome. Lindsay, you never cease to amaze us, you frigging idiot.

Two eye witnesses said they saw Lindsay hit the child in her Maserati after failing to look  both ways before turning out of a parking garage.

“There was a woman pushing a kid in the stroller, maybe a two or three-year-old, crossing the street,” said witness Brayan Jaime, “Lindsay took the red light and hit the stroller. It wasn’t super hard, but she made impact and hit them. Lindsay pulled to the right, stopped for two seconds, and then just kept going.”

The witness is positive that it was Lohan at the wheel. Greeeaat. Seen here Lindsay Lohan still hasn’t
seemed to have grasped dressing appropriately for court as she makes her
way to an appearance at the Santa Monica, CA courthouse on August 30th. Nobody seems to understand what the hell she is wearing.

This latest car incident comes after people are trying to throw her a bone and give her the benefit of the doubt. When will we all start realizing she does NOT deserve it? I wonder if it has anything to do with her wackadoo parents. Just maybe. This kid isn’t going to learn until you actually give her a long jail stint that sticks. I mean honestly, thank God she hasn’t killed anyone. At least that we know of.