Lindsay Lohan Buys Ciggies In Bulk

September 29th, 2008 // 7 Comments

Dressed like a ninja starlet in an all-black, stretchy ensemble complete with black sunglasses, Lindsay Lohan was caught by the paparazzi picking up 200 cigarettes and some junk food on her way to the LAX airport with girlfriend-but-not-in-that-way-girlfriend Samantha Ronson.

Where the hell is she going that she’s concerned she won’t be able to get her beloved Parliaments? In any case, don’t be surprised when Lindsay’s publicist calls to deny that she’s a smoker.


Dressed like a ninja starlet in an all-black, stretchy ensemble complete with black sunglasses, Lindsay Lohan was caught by the paparazzi picking up 200 cigarettes and some junk food on her way to the LAX airport with girlfriend-but-not-in-that-way-girlfriend Samantha Ronson.

Where the hell is she going that she’s concerned she won’t be able to
get her beloved Parliaments? In any case, don’t be surprised when
Lindsay’s publicist calls to deny that she’s a smoker.

By Lisa Timmons
  1. B. Billingsley

    Mexico.

  2. kitt

    poor lindsey. consumption of all of these things is an act of such self-hatred. lower-grade self-hatred than something like cocaine, but still it’s an act of aggression against oneself nonetheless.

  3. notta

    Totally a smoker. Check out the tobacco stains on her right hand.

  4. SATAN LIVES AT DISNEY

    Save yourself, Lindsay.

    Find a better friend.

    She’s Mossad. Evil.

  5. sexyback

    Eww. Doritos? Soda? Ciggies? Going for cancer any way you can get it, huh? Kitt is totally right. This lower-grade self-hatred (but at least it’s cheaper and legal). But totally gross.

  6. Shoptimist

    She should be the poster girl for the Surgeon General. Look at those wrinkles already.

  7. Acemeister

    She’s getting some ugly. Next thing you know she’ll turn into a lesbian or something…

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