Lindsay Lohan Asks Chanel To Pimp Out Her Alcohol Monitoring Bracelet

It’s not the fact that she has a giant SCRAM attached to her leg that’s getting Lindsay Lohan down, it’s that she hasn’t flashed anything in like DAYS.

Lindsay, who had to wear long flared jeans in Santa Monica yesterday to cover up the ankle jewelry yesterday (May 27), wants to wear a dress god damnit. (Changing her life and getting her shit together are surely right below that on the list.)

“Can CHANEL please help me out by getting me some stickers to put on my scram bracelet so that I can at least wear a chic dress?! maybe!?,” Lohan tweeted Thursday night.

I’m sure that’s just what Chanel wants to be associated with. She should hit up Ed Hardy. They’ll associate with anybody and I’m sure they’ll even create a full Lilo line so she’ll have options for the next time and next time and the other next time…

Kathleen Brown of Alcohol Monitoring Systems, the manufacturer of the SCRAM told E! that offenders “are financially responsible for any damage” and “must pay for repairs up to replacement cost of $1,500.” If any pimping leads to damage I’m sure she won’t have to pay a cent after the bracelet somehow gets stolen from her in her sleep by her dad after she passed out after a hard day of charity work at the old age home (Lying Liar Who Lies!)