Lindsay Lohan And Samantha Ronson Have Tackled A Major Couple Milestone

August 25th, 2008 // 2 Comments

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson have braved that usually terrifying mile marker in any relationship – having the parents meet. The scruffy twosome dined in New York City with Lindsay’s camera fetishist mother Dina Lohan and Samantha’s mom Ann Dexter-Jones.

Dina must have been like “ohmygod, Lindsay, she has TWO last names! Girl, you are dating royalty! Is she still married to Sam’s father? Do you think she goes both ways? What? Look – if you can suddenly decide you like bush – so can I! Christ, I have no problem with kissing girls. Why, back in my Rockette days there was this girl named Bonita, and we used to call her Bulldagger Bonita. Because you know, just because she was tall and blonde and GAW-geous doesn’t mean she didn’t like a little lick action if you know what I’m sayin’. Anyway, one night we  hit Studio 54 with the other girls and things got a litlte spicy. And all of a sudden I was licking her nipples Oh it was so crazy. But you know, it wasn’t a bad thing…wait, we can do a TOTAL reality show out of this. Lohan Lesbians! We can do double dates and shop it to E! and Lindsay? Lindsay why are you drinking that grain alcohol straight out of the bottle? I can’t afford rehab for you again! Ali’s single isn’t selling and Cody needs braces!”

Click any image to view all 20+ photos of Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson with their mothers Dina Lohan and Ann Dexter Jones in the gallery!


Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson have braved that usually terrifying mile marker in any relationship – having the parents meet. The scruffy twosome dined in New York City with Lindsay’s camera fetishist mother Dina Lohan and Samantha’s mom Ann Dexter-Jones.Dina
must have been like “ohmygod, Lindsay, she has TWO last names! Girl,
you are dating royalty! Is she still married to Sam’s father? Do you
think she goes both ways? What? Look – if you can suddenly decide you
like bush – so can I! Christ, I have no problem with kissing girls.
Why, back in my Rockette days there was this girl named Bonita, and we
used to call her Bulldagger Bonita. Because you know, just because she
was tall and blonde and GAW-geous doesn’t mean she didn’t like a little
lick action if you know what I’m sayin’. Anyway, one night we  hit
Studio 54 with the other girls and things got a litlte spicy. And all
of a sudden I was licking her nipples Oh it was so crazy. But you know,
it wasn’t a bad thing…wait, we can do a TOTAL reality show out of
this. Lohan Lesbians! We can do double dates and shop it to E!
and Lindsay? Lindsay why are you drinking that grain alcohol straight
out of the bottle? I can’t afford rehab for you again! Ali’s single isn’t selling and Cody needs braces!”Check out all 20+ photos of Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson with their mothers Dina Lohan and Ann Dexter Jones in the gallery!

By J. Harvey
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  1. Angela

    Dina Lohan and Ann Dexter-Jones have been friends for some time now….. this is not the first time that they have met.

    And it is definitely not the first time Lindsay has met Samantha’s OR the first time that Samantha has met Lindsay’s mom.

  2. Angela

    Dina Lohan and Ann Dexter-Jones have been friends for some time now….. this is not the first time that they have met.

    And it is definitely not the first time Lindsay has met Samantha’s OR the first time that Samantha has met Lindsay’s mom.

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