Well, maybe not hilarious, but ‘desperately mundane’ doesn’t make for good gossip bloggin’.
Anyhoo, Lindsay, looking, um, bloated (what? That was the nicest thing I could think of to say, people.), left Adam’s fete at the Mondrian Hotel in LA mere moments before her ex, Samantha Ronson, arrived wearing her party shoes. I’m thinking Sam might also need a quick disco nap. Yeesh.
This is the part of the article where I clutch my pearls in shock that Lindsay left the party at all considering Adam paid for everyone’s drinks all night (Adam, call me.) and then dissolve into watercolor memories of these two looking blissfully in love and slightly healthier on the whole.