Johnny Depp Invites Lindsay To Fuck Off

June 4th, 2008 // 19 Comments

A chance encounter with Johnny Depp backstage at the MTV Movie Awards earned Lindsay Lohan an invitation to his private island in the Caribbean, which he and Vanessa Paradis affectionately refer to as “Fuck Off Island.” The Pirates of the Caribbean actor extended the offer to La Lohan stay at his secluded tropical getaway any time she needs, an offer which reportedly pleased the paparazzi-attracting starlet.

Reminiscent of Mel Gibson’s offer to Britney Spears, Depp reached out to the troubled starlet because, as a source dished, “Johnny realizes the pressures of fame and can see Lindsay could do with a break.”

Damn, I need to get famous and troubled. Or figure out how to become that guy behind Lindsay. I bet it’s not too hard being him.

Photos: WENN

By Lisa Timmons
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  1. Zekers

    Hell, I’d carry her luggage full of leggings if I could go to Fuck off Island! Sit on the beach and watch Johnny swim……. SLAP! Okay back to reality.

  2. peachpie

    depp knoweth not what hath gotteneth himself into-eth.

    better call in molly maids sanitizing division after she leaves.

    and peter and nick, might i refer you to desperatelyseekingchuckleheads . com?

  3. Kayla

    I am sorry but this girl is not a celebrity. Lindsey cannot act, she cannot sing. No one likes a liar and she is lying to all of us about being sober. Look at her! She is so low class, like her mother. These people do not belong with celebrities!!! MAKE BLOHAN AND HER FAME WHORE MOTHER GO AWAY!!!

  4. Centurian

    He’ll be sorry and probably can’t afford to raise her.

  5. Green Is Good

    I call BS. Johnny Depp wouldn’t give this talentless attention-whore the time of day, let alone allow her anywhere near his home or his kids.

  6. IK

    I’m with green is good on this! Johnny & Vanessa don’t want that stress. Let’s just all not care about miss lilo anymore and she’ll disappear.

  7. sam

    Pathetic
    Johnny should forget about this lost cause. She
    will probably be more trouble than she is worth.
    Probably has her eye on the candy prize, watch out
    vanessa

  8. sam

    Pathetic
    Johnny should forget about this lost cause. She
    will probably be more trouble than she is worth.
    Probably has her eye on the candy prize, watch out
    vanessa

  9. sam

    Pathetic
    Johnny should forget about this lost cause. She
    will probably be more trouble than she is worth.
    Probably has her eye on the candy prize, watch out
    vanessa

  10. Ashley

    I like her top! Does anyone know where I can find it?

  11. Divinity

    Yea and by “break” he means ORGY

  12. Dumb Press

    ALl of you are Idiots! Who cares about this crap?

  13. Dumb Press

    ALl of you are Idiots! Who cares about this crap?

  14. Depp-Obsessed

    whats ur problem guys?
    the girls lifes pretty messed up at the moment, and so wud urs if u had the stress of fame.
    Johnny’s was a mess too, and he’s saw wats goin on in lindsey’s life and wats happened in his and is trying to prevent it from happenin again.
    i think its pretty generous wats johnny’s done, and it’s not exactly a shocking thing for him to do either.
    Johnny’s a pretty giving guy, and forgiving, and you lot should be too. can’t you guy’s see the good in people?

  15. Depp-Obsessed

    whats ur problem guys?
    the girls lifes pretty messed up at the moment, and so wud urs if u had the stress of fame.
    Johnny’s was a mess too, and he’s saw wats goin on in lindsey’s life and wats happened in his and is trying to prevent it from happenin again.
    i think its pretty generous wats johnny’s done, and it’s not exactly a shocking thing for him to do either.
    Johnny’s a pretty giving guy, and forgiving, and you lot should be too. can’t you guy’s see the good in people?

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  17. Jennel Charlery

    First of all, Who is you guys to bring critisim to Lindsay Lohan or Johnny Depp. None of you guys no how it feels to be a celebrity. Why is you critising Lindsay, She gots more money than all of you guys. I really don’t get you guys at all. Every body goes through bad times. And i know each and every one of you went through bad times. Lindsay is just going through her times. Johnny Depp invited her to his island to take a break because he know as a celebrity its hard. Johnny Depp is a nice guy. And I’m happy that he invited her to his Island. The name of his Island Is FUCK OFF. SO YOU GUYS JUST NEED TO FUCK OFF. Thats the whole point of the name is to FUCK OFF PAPARAZZIs and every one who is out their wasting their time talking FUCK about celebrity. How would you feel if you was a person in a situation that you’re trying to get out of. And To the person who said lindsay cant sing, Can i ask you a Question. CAN YOU SING? IF YOU COULD WHY DON”T YOU GO AND WRITE A SONG AND MAKE A SHOW OR SOMETHING AND STOP TALKING SHIT. IF YOU CANT PLEASE DON”T TALK ABOUT SOMEONE AND YOU CAN”T DO BETTER. AND I”M JUST COMMENTING YOU GUYS BECAUSE its rediculous to always here crtisim about celebrity and the celebrity is breaking their behind to fucking entertain YO ASS. HOW WOULD YOU FEEL IF YOU WAS A CELEBRITY AND PEOPLE JUST KEEP TALKING SHIT ABOUT YOU AND WORRYING ABOUT YOUR LIFE AND THEY REALLY NEED TO STUDY THEIRS. YOU GUYS NEED TO ENROLL IN STUDY MY OWN FUCKING BUSINESS AND STAY OUT OF PEOPLES OWN. AND I WILL BE GLAD TO BE THE TEACHER. I’M FROM THE VIRGIN ISLANDS AND I KNOW THE ISLANDS IS RELAXING AND FUN SO JOHNNY, LINDSAY ENJOY THE TROPICAL FEELING AND DON’T STUDY WHAT PEOPLE HAVE TO SAY. AND to who ever called lindsay’s mom a Whore, let me tell you something if you can call someone a whore or any other name that means you are one yourself. I love you JOhnny DEPP and Lindsay. Thank you Johnny for inviting lindsay I know she needs it. I love every celebrity out their even though i have my favorites or least favorite because i no they work so hard to get where their at right now. and its not easy. Lindsay was not my favorite celebrity but i still love her because she work hard. I love all her movies and i watch them because its great. I do’t love celebrity because i no their rich, i love them because of their work and the hard work it takes to be a celebrity. And i know theirs a lot of pretend FANS Out their that only love a celebrity because they got fame and cash. And I also no that their is good fans that love celebrity for the good reasons. So FUCK OFF YOU HATERS. STOP HATING AND START APPRECIATING. I NO YOU DONT GET PAy for hating so stop and go get a job or something. USE UR TIME WISELY TO MASTERBATE OR READ A BOOK OR SOMETHING.

  18. Jennel Charlery

    First of all, Who is you guys to bring critisim to Lindsay Lohan or Johnny Depp. None of you guys no how it feels to be a celebrity. Why is you critising Lindsay, She gots more money than all of you guys. I really don’t get you guys at all. Every body goes through bad times. And i know each and every one of you went through bad times. Lindsay is just going through her times. Johnny Depp invited her to his island to take a break because he know as a celebrity its hard. Johnny Depp is a nice guy. And I’m happy that he invited her to his Island. The name of his Island Is FUCK OFF. SO YOU GUYS JUST NEED TO FUCK OFF. Thats the whole point of the name is to FUCK OFF PAPARAZZIs and every one who is out their wasting their time talking FUCK about celebrity. How would you feel if you was a person in a situation that you’re trying to get out of. And To the person who said lindsay cant sing, Can i ask you a Question. CAN YOU SING? IF YOU COULD WHY DON”T YOU GO AND WRITE A SONG AND MAKE A SHOW OR SOMETHING AND STOP TALKING SHIT. IF YOU CANT PLEASE DON”T TALK ABOUT SOMEONE AND YOU CAN”T DO BETTER. AND I”M JUST COMMENTING YOU GUYS BECAUSE its rediculous to always here crtisim about celebrity and the celebrity is breaking their behind to fucking entertain YO ASS. HOW WOULD YOU FEEL IF YOU WAS A CELEBRITY AND PEOPLE JUST KEEP TALKING SHIT ABOUT YOU AND WORRYING ABOUT YOUR LIFE AND THEY REALLY NEED TO STUDY THEIRS. YOU GUYS NEED TO ENROLL IN STUDY MY OWN FUCKING BUSINESS AND STAY OUT OF PEOPLES OWN. AND I WILL BE GLAD TO BE THE TEACHER. I’M FROM THE VIRGIN ISLANDS AND I KNOW THE ISLANDS IS RELAXING AND FUN SO JOHNNY, LINDSAY ENJOY THE TROPICAL FEELING AND DON’T STUDY WHAT PEOPLE HAVE TO SAY. AND to who ever called lindsay’s mom a Whore, let me tell you something if you can call someone a whore or any other name that means you are one yourself. I love you JOhnny DEPP and Lindsay. Thank you Johnny for inviting lindsay I know she needs it. I love every celebrity out their even though i have my favorites or least favorite because i no they work so hard to get where their at right now. and its not easy. Lindsay was not my favorite celebrity but i still love her because she work hard. I love all her movies and i watch them because its great. I do’t love celebrity because i no their rich, i love them because of their work and the hard work it takes to be a celebrity. And i know theirs a lot of pretend FANS Out their that only love a celebrity because they got fame and cash. And I also no that their is good fans that love celebrity for the good reasons. So FUCK OFF YOU HATERS. STOP HATING AND START APPRECIATING. I NO YOU DONT GET PAy for hating so stop and go get a job or something. USE UR TIME WISELY TO MASTERBATE OR READ A BOOK OR SOMETHING.

  19. Noticed something....

    Johnny Depp is alone and in the U.S. right now (I think in Hawaii over a week ago) without Vanessa Paradis or their children. Lindsay Lohan twittered that she was surprised to meet Johnny Depp on the 27th and they’re both movie stars so it doesn’t come as a shock that they could both be friends as well. However, she had a new tweet today reading this:
    “Haha! Last night-My friend Johnny put a light up bracelet on my boots and someone asked me if my SCRAM was lighting up RED….” 7:19 PM Jun 7th via UberTwitter.

    Wonder who this Johnny is (Depp?) and if anything, maybe they are just friends but it does seem a little weird.

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