Will The Real Michael Lohan Please Stand Up?

Us Weekly is reporting that Michael Lohan sent them an email about Lindsay, talking about her relationship with Samantha Ronson and how it’s “evident to anyone with half a brain.” According to Us, “Just like the [topless] Marilyn Monroe spread, Linds is my daughter and there are just some things a father doesn’t want to see or hear, regardless of whether they are true or false.”

However, OK! Magazine is saying the email claim is bogus and they should know because Michael is blogging for them, giving his two cents on each episode of Living Lohan. Michael reportedly told OK!, “I never said anything like this.” Of the photos of Lindsay and Samantha cuddling at Cannes he said, “Just like the Marilyn Monroe pics, I’ve never looked at these photos either. This is just another way of some evil person spreading a vicious rumor to try to hurt my relationship with my daughter Lindsay.”

But the best part is where OK! calls it, “a a desperate attempt to gain readers” on the part of Us Weekly. Please kids, like we’re not all making this shit up as we go along.

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More photos of Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson enjoying some time together in Cannes after the jump.

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