Lindsay Lohan Receives Offer To Replace The Coat She Jacked

May 22nd, 2008 // 1 Comment

Some freakazoid is offering Lindsay Lohan a mink to replace the one she stole from a Columbia co-ed and then had to return. You’re going to reward her ass for stealing? Ok.

John “JE” Englebert, a Manhattan club owner, is publicly offering the rough-looking actress a dead animal pelt and to settle the lawsuit that Masha Markova has brought against her. The Russian chick claims that Lindsay made off with her $11,000 blond mink after a party at 1 OAK. Lohan was stupid (or high) enough to get photographed wearing the hot merchandise.

Lohan’s people later returned to the coat to Markova after she got a lawyer involved, but she’s seeking damages.

Englebert must be some sort of drunk or gotten into psychedelics, because he’s comparing Lohan to Marilyn Monroe.

“If [Lohan] took it, she took it by mistake. There are worse mistakes to make. When I looked at [Lohan] in that jacket she looked like a young Marilyn Monroe. If she wanted that jacket, I’ll buy it for her and pay court fees,” Englebert says. If this guy has money, Lohan better board that train. He sounds like my favorite flavor combination – dumb and rich.

Lohan’s spokeslady, Leslie Sloane Zelnik, says that Lohan’s all set, thanks.

“She already has one,” she says. She probably stole that one, too!

Photos: WENN

More photos of Lindsay Lohan are after the jump.

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By J. Harvey

  1. Kabuk1

    Yeah, lets reward this has-been for looking soooo good in a STOLEN coat. God I can’t stand this bitch. If she ever stole anything from me I’d punch her right in the tooth. Then I’d hafta go wash my fist to get all the brown smudges off.

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