Lindsay Lohan Looking Gorgeous At The Nail Salon

April 29th, 2008 // 6 Comments

I hope she’s getting those cut short. Samantha Ronson does not need to be hacked and slashed up in her triangular mystery. If Lindsay Lohan is going to be finger-blasting her chick, she needs to know the rules. Only a skilled and experienced lesbian is going to be approaching the chocha with some French manicure shit going on.

When I saw the Gossip play last summer, out dyke Beth Ditto told us not to be fooled by her long fingernails. She explained that she was definitely sunning herself on the beach on Lesbos. And I wanted her to continue to explain how that works. I’m curious! I know where people are coming from.

Men should keep their nails short, especially gays, because I do not want anything approaching my junk that has sharp edges. I can barely bring clippers down there to manscape without breaking out in a cold sweat.

For an awesome rendition of one woman’s trip to a nail salon, click here.


17 more photos of a perky/pissed Lindsay Lohan with Samantha Ronson at a nail salon after the jump.


By J. Harvey

  1. J-Ro

    Unfortunatly, she looks in those pics like she may be back on the rails. How many trips to the salon bathroom?

  2. Valentino

    Why do these women go to strip mall nail salons where they’re easily photographed? They can afford the best salons where they can get a manicure in a photographer-free and luxurious atmosphere. Dumb.

  3. Shootingstar

    DAMN! She looks rough as hell!

  4. 2 Old 4 This

    Valentino – I was wondering the same thing!

  5. Helen Skor

    J-Ro I was thinking Lindsay looks like she’s back on the white stuff, too.

    Also, Sam Ronson getting a manicure is like a pig wearing a dress – no matter how pretty the dress is, it’s still a pig.

  6. jvmfan

    Ohhhh! Jane Velez is going to have a field day with this news on her show “Issues” tonight. She is a recovering alcoholic with 15 years of sobriety and has plenty to say about Lindsay’s shenanigans!!!! This should be fun–I’m watching–I’m addicted!!Ha!

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