Lindsay Lohan To Write ‘Helter Skelter’ On The Walls In Blood

March 28th, 2008 // 3 Comments

Lindsay Lohan has signed on to play Manson Family member Nancy Pittman in Manson Girls. This is hot. The Charlie Manson case is chilling, yet fascinating. And I can totally see Lohan following a psychotic guru and trying to massacre Los Angeles. Just give her some ‘shrooms and a steady supply of penis and she’s a go. Seriously, she was built for the 60s!

Nancy Pittman aka Brenda McCann was one of Manson’s most hardcore followers. She wasn’t actually in on the Sharon Tate murders, but she was with Manson on the night that he ordered them. She later left the Manson Family and joined the Aryan Brotherhood. Nice lady.

“Yes, I am doing it with Lindsay,” producer Brad Wyman says.

Seriously, this is the role Lohan was born to play. This means she’s going to shave her head! Like Britney did, except substitute the umbrella with a big knife!

And where’s that guy’s hand going? Papsmears for everyone!

Photos: WENN

By J. Harvey
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  1. jbonz

    Does anyone remember when a young lady named Lindsay Lohan was poised for a transition from child actor to Successful Female Star? It was assumed that she would follow in the trail blazed by Jody Foster, honing her craft to perfection, taking on ever more challenging roles and assuming a highly respected place in Hollywood as a great talent?
    Guess cheap exploitation films and pseudo-snuff porn more reliably pays for the cocaine and Grey Goose, eh?

  2. Riley

    it totally looks like that dude is tryin to cop a feel

  3. TheRage

    “Yes, I am doing it with Lindsay,” <–is that line scary to anyone else?

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