Lindsay Lohan Too High/Drunk/Dumb To Realize That It Wasn’t Her In That Sex Tape
You’ve had enough when you forget which sex tapes or dirty pictures you’ve taken. There were photos depicting a Lindsay Lohan-esque young lady giving oral pleasure to a dude floating around on the Interwebs last week. They were proven to be false. No one told Lohan. She thought it was her! HAH! She should keep track because blackouts can be rough. She should make a chart or keep a journal or something about who’s she scoring with on film.
Lohan allegedly called British model Calum Best’s father’s place in the UK to bitch. Calum was the cheeseball she was dating during the dark days of 2007 when she was out of control and participating in cocaine car chases. He’s also the guy that was thought to be in these pictures with Lindsay. It wasn’t them.
” I can’t believe you would ever f*cking do this to me, I should have listened to everyone! I should never have f*cking trusted you!” someone overheard her screaming into the phone on someone’s voicemail.
Lohan’s bellowing went on for so long that she actually had to hang up and call back to complete it, according to sources. I think it’s funny that none of her friends told her that it wasn’t her. She’s going to feel like a real ass when she gets the info. Then again, it sounds like there are some hot pics out there. ASL readers, please feel free to send them. You will have my undying gratitude. I’ll mow your lawn or make out with you or something.
8 more photos of Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson are after the jump.
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