Lindsay Lohan To Star In “Moving Violations” Sequel
Ok, I’m just playing but does anyone remember that hot flick “Moving Violations”? It was totally 80s, and kind of a “Police Academy” rip-off where all these freaks went to traffic school and battled against corrupt cops and hilarity ensued. There was Bill Murray’s brother who was Bill Murray-lite. And Jennifer Tilly as a ditzy rocket scientist. And there was a puppeteer and a punk klepto and an old woman, and the chick from “Bosom Buddies” played a hypochondriac. And Sally Kellerman was a corrupt judge into S&M. It was the hottest and it was on cable all the time when I was a tyke. Lindsay Lohan should re-make it. Bitch should play the pouty actress slut sentenced to traffic school because of a drunken auto brawl with a tree. Oh wait, she’s living that part. Here’s some snaps of Lindsay Lohan leaving traffic school. Attending was one of the conditions of her DUI sentencing. Is that broad behind her playing the old blind lady who accidentally sits in the urinal in the men’s room? I take back my hate of remakes.
More photos of Lindsay Lohan leaving traffic school are after the jump.
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