Lindsay Lohan Quoth Popeye in Paper Magazine

February 27th, 2008 // 15 Comments

Does Lindsay Lohan ever NOT want to play a coked-out stripper? Because I’m starting to think, from the photo-shoots she’s done recently that she’s probably no longer capable of playing any other kind of character. None of these images she’s evoking lately are particularly interesting, or a surprising departure from what we’re already seeing every day from the paparazzi. But still it is more fodder for me and my kind, so I appreciate it.

Oh wait a minute, do I have to take that all back–is this really her mother?

By Lisa Timmons
  1. jlm

    i still like her no matter waht

  2. I told you befor but it continues to be funny… BUT SICKMAKING ALSO!!
    The more possitive attention this girl loses, mainly because of herself and her mother’s actions, the more clothes “DISSAPEAR”.
    MARK THESE WORDS:
    I think her mother will finally advice her to go and join “PROSTITUTE-BUSINESS”!!

  3. jbonz

    In other words:
    “A skank what a skank”.

  4. Ent

    She looks like Sharon Stone in Casino. Except MUCH older, fuglier and more used up.


    Sharon Stone rode hard and put away wet and crazy.


    The elasticity in your twat won’t last forever, Lindsay!

  5. luca

    put some pants on ho

  6. Janine

    Looking at this coke whore’s freckled body makes me feel nauseous, please stopping posting any pics of her showing skin. GROSS!

  7. I don’t know…

    She can also do coked-out drugpushers, coked-out actress, coked-out whore, coked-out rich girl…

    To say that she can only do coked-out stripper is a disgusting under estimation of lohan’s abilities

  8. Greggie

    Lord…did they take these pictures with a disposable camera?

  9. Sarah

    BLECH! PUT SOME CLOTHES ON, TAKE OFF YOUR MAMA’S LIPSTICK…GIVE IT UP. THESE ARE PICTURES ARE NOT ATTRACTIVE IN ANY WAY…..AND THAT ONE IN “FRONT” OF THE BUILDING……THAT LOOKS LIKE MY BEGINNING PHOTOSHOP DAYS MANY YEARS AGO….

  10. jbonz

    Why do people think that simply saying “that’s what I am” excuses any kind of behavior? The Nazi High Command used the same cop-out at Nuremburg: “I am a German officer; I was following orders like a good soldier. I’m not responsible for my actions.”
    Bullshit. “I am what I am” and we detest you for it, Lindsay.

  11. Kayla

    By now everyone agrees this is the biggest whore in Hollywood!We don’t want to see her! We all hate her and her whore mother and they will both turn the little sis into a whore! Don’t post her! Somone please tell this no talent slut she is not a celebrity and quit selling your body!!!
    MAKE LINDSEY GO AWAY FOR GOOD!!! SHE IS A LIYING SLUT!

  12. Baileys

    No matter how disturbed a celebrity is at a point in life, they always seem to be able to get away with it, because that’s the kind of privilege they have… the media will help rebuild anyone’s reputation, as long as a part of the divided opinions of the population still voice some sort of interest in them. And beauty Can defeat the eyesssssssss.

  13. Miguelito

    Ah, she’s all right. Deep down this is NOT really who she is, making the headline ironic. This is only what she is in the absence of any guiding principle, positive reinforcement, upbuilding love, or anything really to fill the void of her days except for clutchings and graspings at empty fame.
    But I don’t get an evil feeling from Lindsay, the way I do from most actresses.

  14. T-Bone

    Is there some sort of secret competition out there between photographers and stylists to see who can make Lindsay look the worst in a photograph? There must be a big cash prize or something.

  15. Tokia

    She’s turned into an old lady trying to play young and hip. Give it up.

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