Lindsay Lohan Quoth Popeye in Paper Magazine
Does Lindsay Lohan ever NOT want to play a coked-out stripper? Because I’m starting to think, from the photo-shoots she’s done recently that she’s probably no longer capable of playing any other kind of character. None of these images she’s evoking lately are particularly interesting, or a surprising departure from what we’re already seeing every day from the paparazzi. But still it is more fodder for me and my kind, so I appreciate it.
Oh wait a minute, do I have to take that all back–is this really her mother?