Lindsay Lohan Defended By Rabid Gay As She Shops

Here’s Lindsay Lohan looking snarly at Dior as the photogs intrude on her using the guy next to her’s credit card to buy some swag. That tall Maroon 5-lookin’ gay is obviously trying to kiss some freckled Lohan ass and making the anger swishslash at the paps to cut the shit. Easy there, homegirl, the commission’s not gonna be that big. Back up. Seriously, Lohan hasn’t worked in awhile. How is she affording Dior and is the answer that short Euro-looking dude beside her? If she wasn’t able to put asses in movie theatre seats playing an amputee psychic stripper serial killer victim than she’s certainly not going to do it with the tango.

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