Lindsay Lohan Takes A Timeout To Smoke A Butt At The Red Cross

January 8th, 2008 // Leave a Comment

Lindsay Lohan returned from her penis expedition in Italy to resume her court-ordered community service duties at the Red Cross. Here she is taking a break, and looking like she’s a homeless person in Seattle in 1994. Hopefully, they have some kind of VD clinic in there because she was with three guys in a weekend. That’s a lot of bodily fluids exchanged! Maybe she can help the Red Cross out as some sort of hospitality worker during disasters. “Sir, I know you lost your entire family in that flash flood but Ms. Lohan will be more than happy to take you into that tent over there to take your mind off things. With a hot oil massage, pole dance routine and an intimate encounter with her triangular mystery. Why you ask? Because we care, sir.”

Photos: Bauer-Griffin Online

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Photos: Bauer-Griffin Online

By J. Harvey

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