Lindsay Lohan Discreetly Simulates Sex in Public
How do you subtly let a guy know that you’re interested? Well, according to Lindsay Lohan, dry-humping him in public is a good way to let him know that you think he’s swell. Remember how Lindsay recently made out with three guys within 24 hours? Well, the third guy, Dario Faiella, is the lucky (depending on your point of view) one who got to take Lindsay home. And if she was actually holding back in public, God only knows what the woman had planned for activities done behind closed doors. These pictures say it all, really. The man seems to be preparing to unzip his pants while she mounts him on a couch in the middle of a party. Seriously, why pay for the cow when the damn thing is practically skinning itself for you?
9 more photos of Lindsay Lohan enjoying her New Year’s Eve in Capri are after the jump.
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