Lindsay Lohan Plans To Get Rich Or Die Tryin’

November 29th, 2007 // 5 Comments

As we reported yesterday, freckled nymphomaniac Lindsay Lohan is hard at work on her new album. It’s tentatively titled “Nobody’s Angel” and her dad Michael says that Lohan’s in talks with 50-Cent to get him appear on it. If this is true, Fiddy’s either in it for some freckled white girl nympho love action or he’s looking to lose each and every scrap of his credibility. He probably has her ass on speakerphone and is trying not to laugh while his crew is busting a gut around the conference table. Michael Lohan says “they’ve actually known each other for a while, just from being in the business together and crossing paths at events.” He went on to say that nothing’s firm yet. Yeah, no kidding. Though I am interested to see if Lohan can rock a G-Unit bulletproof vest. And hopefully no one tests it out on her if she does. Here’s some pics of La Lohan out with friends for dinner at Matsuhisa. Paris’ ex Stavros Niarchos is among them. Poor bastard’s probably didn’t get his appetite back until now.

Photos: Flynet Onilne/WENN

14 more photos of Lindsay Lohan leaving Matsuhisa with Stavros Niarchos and a group of friends are after the jump.

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Photos: Flynet Onilne/WENN

By J. Harvey

  1. Jinxy McDeath

    I thought fiddy was done with music since Kanye kicked his ass last Sept 11? His big comeback is with LiHO, now that’s rich.

  2. There we have our little disseas-girl!!
    You’re seeing LIFE as one big fun-fair. With alot of things it’s quite allright but you simply can’t think and act mature and seriously. You really don’t know a FUCK what is happening in the world today. You are the whole FUCKING day surrounded by YES-MEN and by smiling HAAAAAI-assholes!!
    That is the main reason you can’t take misery, we could all witness it in your Television-appearence with david letterman. Although this was nothing compared to the reallife-situations. But you were almost a CRY-BABY!! Another action we could all see was the back to jail-incident. Crying and screaming for mum!!

  3. T-Bone

    Please Lindsay, I beg of you…your acting is bad enough —- don’t subject us to your singing.

  4. tony the tiger

    THIS is why the music industry is losing money and is beyond hope. Instead of identifying original talent they are going to drag this mess to the studio to record some bland tunes that sound like everyone else’s bland tunes. I can’t understand why any studio would think the public is interested in her music.

  5. stolidog

    Well, let’s hope she dies tryin’.

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