God Strike Me Deaf – Lindsay Lohan Working On A New Album

Lindsay Lohan is reportedly cutting a new record, tentatively titled “Nobody’s Angel”. No shit. Sources say she’s only recording a third album because she’s got a contract with Universal Music Group. Can someone tell me who’s going to want that ratchety coke-soaked voice? And I ain’t talkin’ the cola. This Las Vegas grandma cocktail waitress-looking thing shouldn’t be peddling pop songs to our nation’s children! Conflicting reports say that Lohan always planned on cutting some hot tracks for a third album. Oh and newsflash – she doesn’t have any movies lined up after the tango one due to the fact that she’s a volatile nymphomaniac. Hey, I just call em’ as I sees em.

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