The Lohans Pretend to Be a Family

October 31st, 2007 // 10 Comments

While Lindsay’s out and about doing her thing, her mom, younger sister and brother are hamming it up for reality TV. The three of them smiled big as they picked out pumpkins to celebrate upcoming Halloween festivities, all the while being filmed for their family’s reality show. From Hello! magazine:

“It’s about empowering women to be successful single mothers,” says the Lohan matriarch about the so-far untitled show which began lensing this week. “About being in the limelight without compromising motherhood.”

Wow, that sounds like the exact opposite of what Dina Lohan actually stands for. Poor kids. You know they have to be happy that their mom is at least pretending to have some kind of mothering skills when the cameras are around. Meanwhile, here’s Linds. Still waiting for the Great Pumpkin.

Photos: WENN

See more photos of Lindsay after the jump.

By Lisa Timmons
  1. SunchineHoow

    I heard that Lindsay is pregnant with her Daddys baby! nasty

  2. green cardigan

    I am speechless at Orange Oprah’s level of delusion.

  3. anonymous

    Empowered single mothers do not put their children to work. They go to work and support their children.

  4. thatgirlshines

    “About being in the limelight without compromising motherhood.”

    i fell out of my chair at work. omg that’s freakin hilarious! she could teach a class in compromisation of the self.

  5. For the love of money… =/

  6. Persistent Cat

    Lindsay’s got some obvious collagen going on there. Was this alredy discussed? I’ve actually been busy at work.

  7. Look-At-Me!!!!

    “It’s about empowering women to be successful single mothers,” says the Lohan matriarch about the so-far untitled show which began lensing this week. “About being in the limelight without compromising motherhood.”

    Translation:

    “It’s about ME being successful. NOT about me being a single mother,” says the Lohan matriarch about the so-far untitled show which began lensing this week. “About being in the limelight without my whiny,attention-starved daughter always one-upping me!!”

  8. cc

    it is so sad that she has had so many breast surgeries. its like she thinks getting new big tits will solve everything and her face looks so old. poor lindsay, look what the media has done to u!

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