Lindsay Lohan Steals Shit When The Friendship’s Over

April 24th, 2007 // 5 Comments

An ex-friend of Lindsay Lohan, model Lauren Hastings, claims that the starlet made out like a bandit when she walked into Hastings’ home and left with over $10,0000 worth of clothing and other items. Apparently, their friendship ended on bad terms and while Lauren was working out of town on a shoot, Linds sauntered over to Lauren’s pad, told the housesitter that she needed to retrieve some of her items and hijacked Hastings’ possessions. From Star:

“The mutual friend saw Lindsay leaving with everything, but she just didn’t think that Lindsay would actually be lying about the clothes and steal their friend’s things! At the time, she was under the impression that Lindsay and Lauren were still friends! That is, until Lauren came home the following day and flipped out. She started yelling, ‘Where are all of my clothes? Where are my things?’”

At this point, Lauren decided to text message Lindsay for her things back, and then Lindsay was all laughing like, “OMG, you’re so crazy!” and then Lauren was like, “I’m going to go to the police,” and Lindsay was all, “You’ll regret it.” I’m summarizing, but you get the gist of it. From there, Lindsay’s current BFF’s, who I’m sure will be future victims–just give it time–Nicole Richie and DJ Samantha Ronson were all enjoying a good laugh over the situation.

“Nicole wrote that she and Lindsay were going to cut holes in Lauren’s jeans because Lauren was so fat and her jeans didn’t fit,” our source notes. “Then Nicole told Lauren that if she went to the cops, she would regret it!” our insider said.

Lindsay’s rep, Leslie Sloane calls the report “totally untrue.”

Yes, because I’m sure this Lauren girl who models for a living is enormous. The little posse of Mean Girls were probably, “Sure, you can see Lauren’s ribs, but you can barely see ol’ Fatty Pants’ organs under her skin. She’s a whale!” I really hope this all of this is true, including my re-enactment I just made up, just cause it’s so damn ridiculous.


By Lisa Timmons

  1. me

    This is really shocking. Really. An overly tanned, scrawny coke whore who sleeps with every living thing, a nasty friend? Nooooooooooo.

  2. Anonymous

    Sounds typical of Blohan. I ALWAYS thought she was evil.

  3. J. Golightly

    No one is surprised at Blowhan’s latest escapades. After turning down a lezzy movie with Kiera Knightly to battle rumors of her and DJ Sam Young’s involvement, she’s really looking for ways to bring in extra cash. Too bad for her friend that the housekeeper isn’t a 250lb man named Brutus. Oh ex-friend of La Blowhan, i beseach thee; call the police!!! I was desperate to see Paris put behind bars for her automotive indiscretions, but I’ll take grand theft on the part of Blowhan any day. I don’t think she’s evil necessarily, she’s just without any direction whatsoever. Where’s her mom? I guess following Cartman’s advice ( “I do what I want!!!!”) isn’t such a healthy life choice after all.

  4. Shasta

    What, is Nicole with the mob? I would not be afraid of those girls. It doesn’t look like it would be too hard to bust their skinny lil’ kneecaps.

  5. eajk

    This is very typical junky behaviour. Stealing, back=stabbing, friends on second enemies the next, creepy skinniness, nasty text messaging, fucking everyone until there is no one left but lesbians….she is just a junky. I hope LAuren presses charges. Blowhan acan go to jail with Paris and her daddy. You can take the girl out of the trailer but you can’t take the trailer out of the girl.

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