Lindsay Lohan Steals Shit When The Friendship’s Over

Lisa Timmons | April 24, 2007 - 7:59 am

An ex-friend of Lindsay Lohan, model Lauren Hastings, claims that the starlet made out like a bandit when she walked into Hastings’ home and left with over $10,0000 worth of clothing and other items. Apparently, their friendship ended on bad terms and while Lauren was working out of town on a shoot, Linds sauntered over to Lauren’s pad, told the housesitter that she needed to retrieve some of her items and hijacked Hastings’ possessions. From Star:

“The mutual friend saw Lindsay leaving with everything, but she just didn’t think that Lindsay would actually be lying about the clothes and steal their friend’s things! At the time, she was under the impression that Lindsay and Lauren were still friends! That is, until Lauren came home the following day and flipped out. She started yelling, ‘Where are all of my clothes? Where are my things?'”

At this point, Lauren decided to text message Lindsay for her things back, and then Lindsay was all laughing like, “OMG, you’re so crazy!” and then Lauren was like, “I’m going to go to the police,” and Lindsay was all, “You’ll regret it.” I’m summarizing, but you get the gist of it. From there, Lindsay’s current BFF’s, who I’m sure will be future victims–just give it time–Nicole Richie and DJ Samantha Ronson were all enjoying a good laugh over the situation.

“Nicole wrote that she and Lindsay were going to cut holes in Lauren’s jeans because Lauren was so fat and her jeans didn’t fit,” our source notes. “Then Nicole told Lauren that if she went to the cops, she would regret it!” our insider said.

Lindsay’s rep, Leslie Sloane calls the report “totally untrue.”

Yes, because I’m sure this Lauren girl who models for a living is enormous. The little posse of Mean Girls were probably, “Sure, you can see Lauren’s ribs, but you can barely see ol’ Fatty Pants’ organs under her skin. She’s a whale!” I really hope this all of this is true, including my re-enactment I just made up, just cause it’s so damn ridiculous.