Lindsay Gets Shopping In Before Court Date Tomorrow

Well, it seems as if Lindsay Lohan’s confessional tweet about failing her drug test was not totally sincere when she said, “I’m taking responsibility for my action and am prepared to face the consequences.”

But a witness tells Us Weekly that they saw the star craft her statement on her Blackberry at Hollywood eatery Magnolia, all the while laughing and drinking Jack and Cokes. And apparently asking her friends for how to sound sincere.

“Her friend would say, ‘No, use ‘setback,’ don’t say ‘mistake.’ They’ll say you make mistakes all the time!” The friend went on, “It’s better to say you’re responsible. Denying it will just get everyone mad per usual.”

Guess we’ll see how flippant she is tomorrow when we find out if she’s going back to jail or rehab or both. She really does need to do some major time at this point, because she’s not learning shit.