Lindsay and Harry Split

Lindsay and Harry part ways as we all gasp in astonishment. Three months of magic and now it is over. The pair confirmed today that they indeed have split.

The word on the street has it that Harry did the dumping due to the drama that seems to plague Lindsay. But a Lindsay-source claims no one did the dumping it was “mutual.”

People reports that:

Lohan was spotted at Hollywood’s Chateau Marmont on Thursday, running onto the patio where four of her friends were sitting – and weeping, a wad of tissues on one hand, her cell phone in the other.

I am sure now that Harry has returned to his life of banging anyone whom he wishes Lindsay will return to her life of banging anyone.

Written by Cara Harrington