Lindsay Lohan Vows Innocence On Twitter

I love that Lindsay Lohan doesn’t know when to shut her fucking mouth. Only one day after pleading not guilty to felony grand theft, the ‘actress’ – and I use those quotes because when is the last time she worked? – declared on Twitter that she’s no thief. Check out the photo of her in handcuffs!

“i would never steal, in case people are wondering,” she wrote in a Facebook message pasted Thursday night on her Twitter page. “I was not raised to lie, cheat, or steal.”

She also weighed in on her white dress: “what i wear to court shouldnt be front page news. it’s just absurd,” she writes.


As for her plans, the actress – free on $40,000 bail and recently out of court-ordered rehab in another case – says, “i just want to be on set again, and left alone to just work!”

Isn’t that what we all want? Or are we conspiring against her as a global community?