I was without power for about 11 hours yesterday, so returning to the crack-addled cracktastrophe that is Lindsay Lohan’s life is both unsettling and heart-warming. It’s unsettling how heart-warming it is. The tides will rise, the winds will change, the thunder will roll in, and Lindsay will always be a cracked-out butthead. Perfection! So, yesterday we discussed how Lindsay crack-hustled her way out of the Betty Ford Clinic (she “checked herself out”) and managed to get the court and the prosecutors to agree to a transfer to a Malibu treatment facility.
Now Radar has an interesting story about what was going down behind-the-scenes at Betty Ford: Don’t expect the staff at the Betty Ford Center to throw Lindsay Lohan a goodbye party.