Lindsay Lohan Gets The Crap Scared Out Of Her By Oprah

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While Lindsay Lohan may be maintaining her sobriety, she hasn’t quite yet become totally responsible. That’s hard work. Case in point, work began on Lindsay’s new reality show on OWN, and well, things did not well at first.

According to TMZ Lindsay was a disaster at first, including sometimes just not showing up for work. Lindsay gave the typical excuses: she was trying to find an apartment in NYC, she had other projects she was trying to finish, there were “miscommunications” between her people and the folks at OWN. In the world of Oprah, that does not work. AT ALL. So Oprah herself paid a visit to Dina Lohan’s house on Long Island to confront Lindsay and let her know if she didn’t get her shit together, Lohan could say goodbye to her $2 million deal.

In other Lohan news, you’ll never guess what her estranged half-sister did. 

Ashley Horn reportedly spent $25,000 on plastic surgery to make herself look more like Lindsay. “I’ve gotten rhinoplasty, a bit of refinement underneath my cheeks and jawline, some fat injected into my chin and some fat injected into my upper cheeks,” Horn, 18, told In Touch Weekly.

“My goal was to look like Lindsay in her good days, when she was around 18, 19 years old,” said Horn, who is hoping to launch her own Hollywood career. I’m hotter than Lindsay!” she boasted. “I have no problem saying that.”

Um, okay. So if you’re hotter than Lindsay, why would you want to look like Lindsay? Or is she saying that she’s a hotter version of Lindsay? The Lohan clan is so fricking confusing.

Launch the gallery to check out pics of Lindsay working some wide stripes in NYC yesterday (September 25, 2013).