Lindsay Lohan Finally Lands A job

Lindsay Lohan has finally landed an acting job! Please someone start the slow clap. Apparently she’s got the lead role in a dramady about celebrities who struggle with the pitfalls of fame.

No, it’s not a biopic. In Escaping the Game, Lindsay will play a detective investigating the mysterious deaths of several celebrities. Sounds right up there with I Know Who Killed Me.

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“She wants to do it,” says director Nathan Folks, who has cast the actress to co-star alongside Chris Zylka. “We can get her insured if she is with someone who is keeping an eye on her 24/7. Lindsay and I’ve discussed it and she’s already agreed to the condition.”