Lily Allen Ready For Older, Richer Men

January 29th, 2009 // 1 Comment

Twenty-three-year-old Lily Allen is ready to step up her dating game.

No more wasting time with these go nowhere millionaires under 50. She’s ready to graduate to billionaires in the twilight of their lives — one step away from the retirement community, two from kicking the bucket. ‘Tis the perfect age for Lily.

In an interview with The Sun she makes her quick rise to gold-digging seem like it’s just something that’s happened naturally with time:

“It’s funny because my boyfriends have gone up in terms of age
and how much money they make. Lester (Lloyd, her first proper
boyfriend) was 20 and had no money, Seb (Chew, a record
company exec) was 30 and had a bit more, Ed (Simons, of the Chemical Brothers) was 40 and had a bit more and Jay is nearly 50….That means the next one’s probably gonna be 60. I like them old… and rich.”

While The Sun is diplomatic and says she’s “poking fun at herself” we’re not so sure.

But we do know that Michele Obama better watch out. Of Barack Obama she says, “He’s amazing, so gorgeous and really sexy. I love him.”

You’ve been warned, Michele.


Twenty-three-year-old Lily Allen is ready to step up her dating game.No more wasting time with these go nowhere millionaires under 50. She’s ready to graduate
to billionaires in the twilight of their lives — one step away from
the retirement community, two from kicking the bucket. ‘Tis the perfect age for Lily.In an interview with The Sun she makes her quick rise to gold-digging seem like it’s just something that’s happened naturally with time:”It’s funny because my boyfriends have gone up in terms of age
and how much money they make. Lester (Lloyd, her first proper
boyfriend) was 20 and had no money, Seb (Chew, a record
company exec) was 30 and had a bit more, Ed (Simons, of the Chemical Brothers) was 40 and had a bit more and Jay is nearly 50….That means the next one’s probably gonna be 60. I like them old… and rich.”While The Sun is diplomatic and says she’s “poking fun at herself” we’re not so sure.But we do know that Michele Obama better watch out. Of Barack Obama she says, “He’s amazing, so gorgeous and really sexy. I love him.”You’ve been warned, Michele. 

By Melissa Noble
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  1. L.A.

    This hideous thing just needs to go away.

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