Lily Allen And Perez Hilton In Catty Twitter Fight

February 17th, 2009 // 1 Comment

Why can’t Lily Allen and Perez Hilton kiss and make up already? They scratch each other’s crusted, fame-whoring backs on a near daily basis. She feeds him ridiculous soundbites and he posts them. She needs him, he needs her.

They should be swigging martinis and skipping into the sunset together, instead these two girls are at it again.This time, however, they’re using Twitter.

Nice! Nifty new technological ways to spread malevolence. (Nobody tell Michael Lohan about this Twitter thing. Please.Thankyouverymuch.)

Perez Hilton supposedly started this whole mess (shocking) by baiting followers to get Lily to cast him in her newest music video. To which Lily responded:

“Oh, I’m sorry, we’ve already cast the jealous and bitter lonely old
queen role. Next time eh?”

Read an excerpt below if you care:

Hilton: Jealous of who? David Beckham, maybe. And if I wanted to be a f*****
up Brit, I’d rather be Amy Winehouse – whose got talent.

Allen: god, you’re like so obsessed with me its embarassing.

Hilton: Congrats on your album doing well in America, though. It’s
REALLY HARD to sell copies when u discount it to $3.99. Desperate!

Allen: its also number one everywhere else in the world douchebag. Go away you
little parasite.

Hilton: Aw, u can see I’ve lost weight! I am a littler Perez. But I’m still a
big fat c*** – just like U! That’s why I lova ya. xoxo

Hilton: P S Thanks for advertising on my website. I’ll take your money (or the
label’s) anytime!

Allen: I know you will, and that’s what makes you a cheap ass whore. Now leave
me alone, stop following me, I’m working. Bye x x 

Click any photo to view all the photos of Perez Hilton and Lily Allen in the gallery!


Why can’t Lily Allen and Perez Hilton kiss and make up already? They scratch each other’s crusted, fame-whoring backs on a near daily basis. She feeds him ridiculous soundbites and he posts them. She needs him, he needs her.They should be swigging martinis and skipping into the sunset together, instead these two girls are at it again.This time, however, they’re using Twitter. Nice! Nifty new technological ways to spread malevolence. (Nobody tell Michael Lohan about this Twitter thing. Please.Thankyouverymuch.)Perez
Hilton supposedly started this whole mess (shocking) by baiting
followers to get Lily to cast him in her newest music video. To which
Lily responded:”Oh, I’m sorry, we’ve already cast the jealous and bitter lonely old
queen role. Next time eh?”Read an excerpt below if you care:

Hilton: Jealous of who? David Beckham, maybe. And if I wanted to be a f*****
up Brit, I’d rather be Amy Winehouse – whose got talent.

Allen: god, you’re like so obsessed with me its embarassing.

Hilton: Congrats on your album doing well in America, though. It’s
REALLY HARD to sell copies when u discount it to $3.99. Desperate!

Allen: its also number one everywhere else in the world douchebag. Go away you
little parasite.

Hilton: Aw, u can see I’ve lost weight! I am a littler Perez. But I’m still a
big fat c*** – just like U! That’s why I lova ya. xoxo

Hilton: P S Thanks for advertising on my website. I’ll take your money (or the
label’s) anytime!

Allen: I know you will, and that’s what makes you a cheap ass whore. Now leave
me alone, stop following me, I’m working. Bye x x

 

By Melissa Noble
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  1. jay

    finally that little bitch perez got told!!!! SHAME

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