Lil’ Kim Guilty Of Pejury

“You would have to believe they were magic sunglasses that only block out your friends who were shooting people,” Assistant US Attorney Cathy Seibel told the jury.

She had told a federal grand jury that she did not witness two of her friends involved in the incident outside a radio station in Manhattan in 2001.The 30-year-old could face five-year jail terms after a New York jury found her guilty on three counts of perjury and one of conspiracy.Lil’ Kim, real name Kimberley Jones, had denied all the charges against her. She plans an appeal. The jury cleared her of obstructing justice, avoiding a potential 10-year jail term. [BBC]

If she had only wore one of her hoochy mama outfits, she could have distracted the jury into forgetting what they were deliberating about.

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