Letterman to Snooki: “Are You An Alcoholic?”

While appearing last night on David Letterman’s show, Nicole ‘Snooki’ Polizzi got checked by the host when he asked her, “Do you think, uh, um, maybe you need to abstain?”

She replied, “I definitely don’t think I have a problem. I mean, when we’re not filming I hardly go out. I hardly drink. It’s just, you know, it’s summer.”

Obviously she talked out of both sides of her (drunken) mouth by saying, “I’m not like that all the time … [I’d] rather stay in and watch movies at night than go to a frickin’ club.” So why does she go clubbing? “Well, you’re at the Shore — obviously you wanna go out.” So true.

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