Lesbian Millionaire and Wig-Wearing Millionaire Face Off

Rosie and The Donald are geting ready to throw-down. Someone’s gonna have a heart attack and keel over before they even get in the ring.
People has the scoop.

Rosie O’Donnell had some fiery words for Donald Trump on The View Wednesday morning, calling him a “snake-oil salesman” following his announcement that he would not fire troubled Miss USA Tara Conner.

After hearing about her comments, Trump fired back to PEOPLE, calling her “a woman out of control” and saying he planned to sue O’Donnell over her statements questioning his financial well-being.

More on how Donald really feels about Rosie after the jump.

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“You can’t make false statements,” Trump tells PEOPLE exclusively. “Rosie will rue the words she said. I’ll most likely sue her for making those false statements – and it’ll be fun. Rosie’s a loser. A real loser. I look forward to taking lots of money from my nice fat little Rosie.”

The battle began on Wednesday’s show, when a peeved O’Donnell said: “(He) left the first wife – had an affair. (He) had kids both times, but he’s the moral compass for 20-year-olds in America. Donald, sit and spin, my friend.”

These two are tremendously entertaining, and newspaper and magazine cartoonists around the world are in for an embarrassment of caricature riches if this ridiculousness keeps going. Because those are two pretty distinctive mugs.