Leonardo DiCaprio Claims He Was Slow With The Gals

November 3rd, 2008 // 1 Comment

Here’s Leonardo DiCaprio at the Paris photocall for that Body of Lies film that no one cared about. Leo’s done what you should NEVER do. Go to a public engagement immediately after you get your spray tan done. Let it seep in for an evening while watching French television and drinking vino.

Leo says that he wasn’t always as good with the lady types as he is now. He seems to have been entwined with every model in the Victoria’s Secret catalog. But that was before “Cessi.” Cessi?

“I’ve always been a slow starter. My first date was with a girl called Cessi. We had a beautiful relationship over the phone all summer and then when we met I couldn’t look her in the eye.”

Things obviously didn’t work out with “Cessi” because Leo is currently romancing model Bar Rafaeli. Has anyone heard from Cessi lately? She must have some stories. And her husband must be sick of them. Cessi could have had his kids! Keep that in mind, Mr. Cessi!

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Here’s Leonardo DiCaprio at the Paris photocall for that Body of Lies film
that no one cared about. Leo’s done what you should NEVER do. Go to a
public engagement immediately after you get your spray tan done. Let it
seep in for an evening while watching French television and drinking
vino. Leo says that he wasn’t always as good with the lady types as he is now. He seems to have been entwined with every model in the Victoria’s Secret catalog. But that was before “Cessi.” Cessi?”I’ve
always been a slow starter. My first date was with a girl called Cessi.
We had a beautiful relationship over the phone all summer and then when
we met I couldn’t look her in the eye.”Things obviously didn’t work out with “Cessi” because Leo is currently romancing model Bar Rafaeli. Has anyone heard from Cessi lately? She must have some stories. And her husband must be sick of them. Cessi could have had his kids! Keep that in mind, Mr. Cessi! 

By J. Harvey
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    orange kids at that

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