Leonard DiCaprio Shows Off The Goods

August 4th, 2008 // 4 Comments

TURN AROUND, MUTHAF*CKA! I want to see the moobs! Here’s Leonardo DiCaprio with his beautiful ladyfriend Bar Rafaeli on a boat in Paradise. Well, Ibizia. Ibiza seems to be the party destination of most of Europe. Apparently, the clubs are all sorts of crazy and everyone forgot about AIDS because there’s banging, and more banging, and sluts in skimpy swimwear and then some more bangin’ and then a lot of drugs.

Leo looks dissatisfied, though.  Maybe Bar is nagging at him about something, or he found out that some restaurant couldn’t take his Pussy Posse. Maybe he doesn’t like what the humidity is doing to his hair. I feel ya. I’ve got the kind of hair in which a little humidity causes me to look like I should be at the head of some old broad’s bingo card beside a picture of her grandkids.


TURN AROUND, MUTHAF*CKA! I want to see the moobs! Here’s Leonardo DiCaprio with his beautiful ladyfriend Bar Rafaeli
on a boat in Paradise. Well, Ibizia. Ibiza seems to be the party
destination of most of Europe. Apparently, the clubs are all sorts of
crazy and everyone forgot about AIDS because there’s banging, and more
banging, and sluts in skimpy swimwear and then some more bangin’ and
then a lot of drugs.Leo looks dissatisfied,
though.  Maybe Bar is nagging at him about something, or he found out
that some restaurant couldn’t take his Pussy Posse. Maybe he doesn’t
like what the humidity is doing to his hair. I feel ya. I’ve got the
kind of hair in which a little humidity causes me to look like I should
be at the head of some old broad’s bingo card beside a picture of her
grandkids.

By J. Harvey
asl

  1. kk

    Ummmm? I don’t know where you are getting your info from, but that is not Bar with him. I think San Tropez (did I spell that right?) Anyway just thought I would pint it out to ya…

  2. A REAL socialite

    If you’re going to report something, gossip or other, at least attempt to get your facts straight. It’s really a rather simple thing. Perhaps the problem is you’re too old to remember things that were told to you or that you read elsewhere. May I suggest a pen and pad to write little facts down.

    Now you have a lovely evening “socialite”.

  3. who am i?

    Yeah, that girl is definately NOT Bar. She is actully the yacht owner’s girlfriend.

  4. hay

    he’s probably lookin down because his grandmother was on her deathbed and died two days later, so get your facts straight!

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