Leighton Meester: Big House Baby

September 2nd, 2008 // 1 Comment

Hot damn, did you know that Leighton Meester was born while her mother was serving time in prison? That’s why she’s such a tough-ass bitch! Don’t get fooled by all those frilly petticoats they dress her in over on Gossip Girl, she’s got a razor blade attached to a toothbrush and she will cut you a new smile for looking at her wrong! Did Blake Lively know this when she had to take on Leighton in a fist fight? Bitch probably took a razor out of her hair and started slashing.

Star reports that Leighton was born to a mother who was serving charges for being part of a major drug-running ring in Texas. Hot damn! Mom was allowed to birth her in a halfway house but then iwent back to jail when Leighton was three months old.

It turns out that EVERYONE in her damn family was in on the world’s second oldest profession. Her mother, father, aunt and grandfather have ALL served time in federal prisons for drug-dealing. Hardcore. It’s like Drugstore Cowboy in her fam!

Leighton’s bio falsely states that she was born on Marco Island, Florida.

Can she get me a gram or two? Kidding! The only powder I inhale is from donuts. Oh sweet donuts.

Click any image to view all 10+ photos of Leighton Meester in the gallery!


Hot damn, did you know that Leighton Meester was born while her
mother was serving time in prison? That’s why she’s such a tough-ass
bitch! Don’t get fooled by all those frilly petticoats they dress her
in over on Gossip Girl, she’s got a razor blade attached to a toothbrush and she will cut you a new smile for looking at her wrong! Did Blake Lively know this when she had to take on Leighton in a fist fight? Bitch probably took a razor out of her hair and started slashing.Star
reports that Leighton was born to a mother who was serving charges for
being part of a major drug-running ring in Texas. Hot damn! Mom was
allowed to birth her in a halfway house but then iwent back to jail
when Leighton was three months old.It turns out that EVERYONE
in her damn family was in on the world’s second oldest profession. Her
mother, father, aunt and grandfather have ALL served time in federal
prisons for drug-dealing. Hardcore. It’s like Drugstore Cowboy in her fam!Leighton’s bio falsely states that she was born on Marco Island, Florida.Can she get me a gram or two? Kidding! The only powder I inhale is from donuts. Oh sweet donuts.Check out all 10+ photos of Leighton Meester in the gallery!  

By J. Harvey
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  1. maddie greg

    what the hell just because her mom served time in jail doesn’t mean that’s why she plays a bitch DUMB ASS that has nothing to do with who SHE is and yeah she really took out a razor blade in gossip girl………….. that never happend you ninny

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