Lauren Conrad Experiences Self-Actualization On ‘Letterman’

October 28th, 2008 // 4 Comments

So Lauren Conrad rolled up on Letterman‘s show (to give her some credit, she looked hotsy) and David immediately told her the reason why she’s always fighting with bitches on the show is because “maybe you’re the problem.”

Please remind me to send flowers to Mr. Letterman and perhaps a box of hand-rolled Cubans. Where’s my assistant? Ok, my assistant is actually the mug from Target that holds my Diet Pepsi and it really sucks at doing my bidding.

Lauren seemed taken aback by this dramatic revelation. When Dave said that he thought for many years that everyone around him was an idiot and then realized that, in actuality, he might be the idiot…well, Lauren responded with the awesome:

“Does that make me an idiot, then?”

Yes, it does. You’re an idiot. Thank you. After all this time, it’s like clouds have parted and the rains have stopped. And the sun is bathing us in its uplifting dazzlelight. Lauren Conrad knows she’s an idiot.

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So Lauren Conrad rolled up on Letterman‘s show (to give her some credit, she looked hotsy) and David immediately told her the reason why she’s always fighting with bitches on the show is because “maybe you’re the problem.”Please
remind me to send flowers to Mr. Letterman and perhaps a box of
hand-rolled Cubans. Where’s my assistant? Ok, my assistant is actually
the mug from Target that holds my Diet Pepsi and it really sucks at
doing my bidding. Lauren seemed taken aback by this dramatic
revelation. When Dave said that he thought for many years that everyone
around him was an idiot and then realized that, in actuality, he might
be the idiot…well, Lauren responded with the awesome:”Does that make me an idiot, then?”Yes,
it does. You’re an idiot. Thank you. After all this time, it’s like
clouds have parted and the rains have stopped. And the sun is bathing
us in its uplifting dazzlelight. Lauren Conrad knows she’s an idiot.

By J. Harvey
  1. btchyspice

    i actually think she’s a cute kid.

  2. Nicola

    What the heck is she wearing? I think she looks atrocious.

  3. mycool44

    Beautiful. Just beautiful.

  4. Harper

    I actually think Lauren is the most mature girl on that show. I don’t see how ANYONE could look at the issue and not think Spencer and Heidi are at fault. I’m not a crazy Hills fan, but I think anyone who thinks Lauren is the problem is crazy.

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