Lauren Conrad Denies Dating TBS Actor Because That’s Beneath Her

August 12th, 2008 // 2 Comments

Hills torture victim Lauren Conrad is categorically denying dating My Boys dude Kyle Howard. He’s sorta cute in a scruffy twink stoner way. Why does she have to be such a snotty bitch?

“No. I know him, that’s it,” she says. How come everything she says sounds like high school. Gawd. Dude, the other cheerleaders aren’t going to boot you off homecoming commitee if you’re seen with his ass.

Why does this feel like all of the Brittany Murphy and Breckin Meyer scenes from Clueless?!?!

The two of them were seen together recently, and she’s making sure no one thinks she’s letting him into her vaginal kingdom. She says dating is hard because her parents are monitoring her activities or something.

“Can you imagine being 22 and having your parents know everything about you?” she says. “Literally, my mom can go on the Internet and find out where I went last night, who I was with. I mean, there are no secrets!”

Damn, then quit the Hills! That’s the whole point of your career, dummy! At least it would make your neighbors happy!


Hills torture victim Lauren Conrad is categorically denying dating My Boys dude Kyle Howard. He’s sorta cute in a scruffy twink stoner way. Why does she have to be such a snotty bitch?”No. I know
him, that’s it,” she says. How come everything she says sounds like
high school. Gawd. Dude, the other cheerleaders aren’t going to boot
you off homecoming commitee if you’re seen with his ass.Why does this feel like all of the Brittany Murphy and Breckin Meyer scenes from Clueless?!?!The
two of them were seen together recently, and she’s making sure no one
thinks she’s letting him into her vaginal kingdom. She says dating is
hard because her parents are monitoring her activities or something.”Can
you imagine being 22 and having your parents know everything about
you?” she says. “Literally, my mom can go on the Internet and find out
where I went last night, who I was with. I mean, there are no secrets!”Damn, then quit the Hills! That’s the whole point of your career, dummy! At least it would make your neighbors happy!

By J. Harvey
  1. ldy

    I think I’ve ever saw her on ??? wealth yromanceS.Com ???? It’s a place for romancing with the rich & celeb….

  2. Dookie

    Whoever the idiot is that writes this blog, check out Kyle’s MySpace….he has a girlfriend and it is not Lauren. You attack her and call her a snob just for answering a stupid question. Sucks for you that you just have to event shit to have something to post at this shitty site. Get your facts straight.

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