Lauren Conrad Is Dramatic

March 20th, 2008 // 13 Comments

Lauren Conrad is talking about all of the betrayals in her life and how she has to “question” all of her relationships. Maybe she should focus on working with inner-city youth or take up quilting. Running to the tabloids and complaining about your friendships and relationships is pathetic. MTV’s pulling out all the stops for the new season of The Hills when it comes to marketing.

I want to say I can always trust my good friends that I’ve had forever, but at the same time, some of my oldest friends have betrayed me,” Lauren says. She’s talking about when she left for Paris and her ex-boyfriend, club douche Brody Jenner, started nailing some other broad. And she also had an issue with her best friend Audrina Patridge getting along with her alleged enemy for life Heidi Montag.

“Audrina has to remind me that she’s not someone who’s going to betray me,” this bitch says. Excuse me? Audrina need to punch this troll, and move on with her life. Who says that? You know this heifer has a mirror in her house that she talks to everyday for hours at a time. She wishes it were a reflecting pool in a meadow that she could lie beside and look into as birds tell her how special she is. I see the signs.

I can’t believe I’m falling for this. This is what would happen if I started watching The Hills. These people are sitting around together, reading the scripts to this trash and laughing. Lauren and Heidi are doing each other’s nails and Brody is sleeping with the director. IT’S NOT REAL.

Lauren also says she wonders why she wasn’t “good enough” for Brody Jenner. I don’t know, but the words “high maintenance,” “whiny,” and “twat” come to mind.

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By J. Harvey
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  1. T-Bone

    Lauren chose to be in the middle of the young, superficial, dog-eat-dog Hollywood scene. The fact that she’s surrounded by young, superficial, dog-eat-dog friends should come as no surprise. Change it up, LC.

  2. KatieGA

    I think J. Harvey should have to recap The Hills. ANTM recap makes my Thursdays bearable. Sometimes the recap is better than the actual show.

  3. Ava

    I think you’re right. The people on this show are way too dramatic and wrapped up into their lives. Volunteering and doing something that is at least 50% non self-serving would do them some good!

  4. thatg

    wow j. you are really on today! first you’re all lusting after hohans boobies and issuing warnings to dj sam and now you’re tearing apart a simpering twat like LC.

    it’s this kind of attitude that keeps me comin’ back j. harvey.

    xoxo

  5. B.SophiaLoren

    THANK YOU FOR THIS! It’s about time someone cut this bitch down, NONE of those girls are smart enough, interesting enough, nor even beautiful enough to garner as much interest as they do. GAWD.

  6. Kristyn

    Finally, a blogger who DOESN’T idolize LC. She’s such an idiot. Thank you for posting! :]

  7. Kristyn

    Finally, a blogger who DOESN’T idolize LC. She’s such an idiot. Thank you for posting! :]

  8. TS

    Everytime LC whines about “betrayals”, I want to bitch slap her. There are people in this world who are sick and/or handicapped with less money for the year than she spent on that Chanel bag and she’s wondering why her friends suck.

  9. Chaela

    Not that I really care too much, but if you look at other celeb sites they’re saying her interview got completely twisted around and she never said all that whiney crap about her friends. She said she’s sick of the “poor me” stories.

  10. Chaela

    Not that I really care too much, but if you look at other celeb sites they’re saying her interview got completely twisted around and she never said all that whiney crap about her friends. She said she’s sick of the “poor me” stories.

  11. Chaela

    Not that I really care too much, but if you look at other celeb sites they’re saying her interview got completely twisted around and she never said all that whiney crap about her friends. She said she’s sick of the “poor me” stories.

  12. Janine

    If she really did say that, I don’t understand why some stupid women assume that men who are total players will suddenly settle down. The guy has been around the block so many times, he is not going to commit to anyone until he’s a bit older. I love how she just blames herself, some women are just so brainwashed by society. Maybe he’s just a douchebag!

  13. I think you all care about LC, other wise why bitch about her so much, she works hard and goes to school has her whole life on the line for are watching, she is a role model for those who want to do it all, so im sure you all have negitive thing to say about this, but I personally think your jealous!!!!

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