Lauren Conrad Keeping Her Vote Private, Thanks

Lauren Conrad is a business woman! You know how I know? She’s dressed like one, complete with the charm bracelet, cash for the valet, wallet, communication device and big purse. She has mediocre clothes to design, people, she doesn’t have time to put things back into her purse!

Even though she’s trying to convince us that by putting a button on this bit of fabric, she has “designed something,” she’s at least got the good sense to keep her voting preferences to herself, unlike some of her castmates from The Hills.

Lauren’s rep recently told The New York Times, “Lauren Conrad believes in a private ballot but encourages everyone to vote.” Meanwhile, The NY Times can suck my ass for calling Heidi Montag a feminist hero. Sorry to be so crass, but it’s much easier than trying to come up with a well-crafted, eloquent response. Wait a minute, I’m not sure, but that might also make me a feminist hero…

Also, did anyone notice John McCain’s response to Heidi Montag’s endorsement of him? He told Time magazine, “I’m honored to have Heidi’s support and I want to assure her that I never miss an episode of The Hills, especially since the new season started.” Who wants a damn president who’s up-to-date with The Hills? There’s a war going on, man! Watch the news! I don’t want old and confused John McCain bombing LC’s house because he’s mad at something she said about Spencer or Heidi.

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