Larry Birkhead Seriously Better Hope That Baby Is His


…otherwise, I have no idea how he plans to pay for his super-crazy lawyer fees from Debra Opri. Larry Birkhead’s bill from Debra Opri, whom he fired two weeks ago, recently came in the mail and was for a whopping $620,492.84. Girlfriend charges $475 an hour for her lawyering and TMZ has listed some of her charges included in the bill from hell.

- March 8, 2007, Opri billed $161.65 for an Outback Steakhouse dinner. And get this — the bill was for $111.65. Opri left a $50 tip and billed Birkhead, who wasn’t even there!

- Opri billed Birkhead $4,265 for Cingular roaming service while she was in the Bahamas.

- Opri billed Birkhead 18 times for Diva Limos that took them to and from the Ft. Lauderdale courthouse to the private residence.

- October 22, 2006, Opri billed Birkhead $1,116.16 for a dinner at Graycliff, a restaurant in Nassau. The note next to the charge is “Alexiou atty mtg.” Alexiou is Birkhead’s lawyer in the Bahamas. Birkhead was not present.

Additionally, TMZ reached out to Opri’s publicist, James Levesque at Luck Media & Marketing about the situation and here is his response:

“Debra Opri always gets paid. That’s what she does for a living.”

Shit, I want to “get paid” for a living. Clearly, I’m in the wrong line of business. As for Larry, he really needs to be praying right now that not only is that child his, but that she poops platinum nuggets.