Larry Birkhead and Kevin Federline, Sperm Donors to the Stars
How did one half of Details magazine’s Father of the Year for 2007 (or whatever the title was) spend his New Year’s Eve? It would appear he was searching for his future baby-mama at the LAX nightclub in Vegas. Or at least that’s how it would look to suspicious eyes like the ones in my head. I know some might argue that even a single dad like Larry would deserve a night off from the tiny little piggy-bank he’s raising oh-so-stoically, but seriously, does he have to be such an obvious publicity whore? Also, it looks like he was at the same soiree as Paris and Nicky Hilton, along with Kevin Federline. Oh lord, you just know those two men were probably running after the Hilton girls like men possessed, desperately trying to figure out ways to very discreetly impregnate them with tiny little dividends. It’s only fair–they have lifestyles to which they have grown accustomed, dammit!
25 more photos from New Year’s Eve at LAX in Las Vegas after the jump.
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