Larry Birkhead Is Not Fascinating

“Oh my gosh! How EVER did you guys figure out that I was going to be here?” Larry Birkhead sat down with ABC to do an interview for Barbara Walters’ annual “10 Most Fascinating People of 2007″ special, unaware that he was only a candidate and wouldn’t necessarily end up on the final list. And when the names of the top ten–minus the number one spot–was released, Larry simply assumed he was the remaining fascinating person. A source revealed to the New York Daily News, “Larry even let the paparazzi know he’d be out shopping in L.A. on Thursday for Dannielynn [his daughter with the late Anna Nicole Smith], because he thought the papers were going to need fresh pictures of him.” It seems that having potent sperm simply isn’t enough to make a person worth interviewing. Just ask K-Fed or Flavor Flav.

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