Lance Armstrong Is Working My Last Nerve

After leaving a wife who stood by him through his battle with cancer for pop star, Sheryl Crow, to whom he subsequently became engaged until their recent split, one would assume that maybe Lance Armstrong might realize for a moment that his behavior is seeming dangerously similar to that of a man going through some kind of mid-life crisis.

But no, he continues to annoy me with news like this, from the New York Post’s Page Six:

COULD it be that Lance Armstrong has taken a break from incessantly working out with his new best friend, Matthew McConaughey – to spend time with Paris Hilton? The two showed up to the Key Club in L.A. Tuesday night to catch the band the Vacation. “They came together, they hung out and left together,” said our spy.

Tour de France, indeed. This shit ain’t cute, Lance. Quit it.

Written by Lisa Timmons

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